How We Met: The Real Story
At a swanky yacht club called 'Yachtzee', Mike spotted Betsy from across the room laughing joyfully over martinis with her girlfriends. Mikes unwavering stare reeled Betsy's eyeballs in his general direction and the chemistry was palpable. Flaring his well-formed nostrils, Mike grinned as he sauntered over to the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen in his entire life. Ever. Betsy's long, flowing locks blocked the view of her face--but her Romeo moved the thick mane out of his way like a tree branch in the woods: and there they were, face to face. Mike flared his nose for a second time. Betsy flared her nose back. Then they flared there noses at one another for a few minutes and decided, without saying a word, that it was love at first site.
A tear jerker, isn't it?
A rare, semi-mature photo of Mike & Betsy. Photo Credit: Mother.
Dearest Betsy-- You are without a doubt the most hilarious and ridiculous person I know. I should know better than to visit your site while simultaneously drinking a beverage, as said beverage has threatened to take flight in spray form several times over the last couple minutes. I just love you to pieces. Itty bitty pieces. May Mike be always entertained by your antics.
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